Network Charter
About the Unnecessary Sports Network™
Real leagues. Fake sports. Great shirts. The USN exists to take competition nobody asked for and give it the structure, ceremony and paperwork it never deserved.
01
We Sanction
Any sport submitted to the network is reviewed, codified and issued a governing body, a rulebook and a record number.
02
We Rank
Registered competitors are placed in regional pools, tracked across disciplines and listed in the world rankings.
03
We Broadcast
Sanctioned competition airs on USN with full commentary, live scores and unnecessarily detailed statistics.
04
We Outfit
Every federation receives official kit. Jerseys, championship tees and federation apparel are issued by the Merchandise Division.
USN Sanctioned™
Every league carries the mark
The crest appears only on leagues, athletes and apparel ratified by the network. If it is not sanctioned, it is merely a hobby.